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Introducing a whole lotta women, with a lotta class (or none at all), it's the MacBook Hos. Lovely ladies inside, sticking it to you and doing the sisterhood proud. Go sisters!


Don't accept cheap imitations. A Ho will never leave you disappointed. All our sisters are made of the highest quality 3M™ Controltac™, so they're easy to remove and switch up. Come on Sister, your Mac needs a Ho.

the monopolist
6€
the surrealist
6€
the self-defence
6€
el conquistador
6€
the wise tentacles of dr mooch
6€
the pussy tickler
6€
The naughty nurse
6€
The bombshell
6€
the truck stop hooker
6€
The soul sista
6€
the soccer mom
6€
the hostess
6€