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A moustache is a badge of honour. Don’t leave your Mac looking whack, get a big, hairy mo. Some will fear you, all will respect you.


There’s nothing worse than a sticky upper lip. All our mos are made of the highest quality 3M™ Controltac™, so they’re easy to remove and change around. It’s time to express yourself. Start with the upper lip.

the monopolist
10€
the surrealist
10€
the self-defence
8€
el conquistador
8€
the wise tentacles of dr mooch
8€
the pussy tickler
8€