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They wanted a war. Well, they got it. Introducing the MacBook Hos.

2010-11-23 13:32:47 | 3 comments

There’s not a forest without trees nor a Mac without a Ho. A gang of women with a bit of everything, ready to stir up some trouble. Just when you thought everything was safe, comforted by your Bros and Mos, here they come with their high heels and loutish ways. There won’t be a Mac in the world that will be able ...

Kutcher’s facial hair: totally meh

2010-06-18 12:02:15 | 0 comments

Actor and former male model Ashton Kutcher has expressed his sadness about his inability to grow a moustache. “I have been trying to grow that moustache since I could grow facial hair,” Kutcher said. “I can’t grow a moustache. It’s pretty sad, if I attempt to.” The former MTV prankster told journalists, ...

Passion wins National Beard and Moustache Championship

2010-06-08 18:58:06 | 0 comments

Jack Passion is a world champion and he isn’t shy about this distinction—the title is even printed on his business cards (on one side, at least; the other offers his bass-playing services). His global domination isn't the result of his athletic prowess or any other feat of strength or intellect, but rather the ...

Chicks dig hair

2010-06-02 16:49:58 | 0 comments

In times of economic hardship, women prefer a hairier male, demographer Bernard Salt has revealed. "During the downturn, the theory is that women are concerned about safety security and, food supply, so their taste in men will shift from the androgynous, hairless metrosexual towards the more muscular, primal, hairy ...